seperti yang disebutkan di judul, gw akan mencoba me-restart kegiatan tulis menulis di tumblr. Kalo diinget-inget, alasan gw berhenti nulis tumblr dulu adalah krn internet asrama lambat ga wajar dan bikin satu posting-an bisa memotong waktu tidur gw selama 3 jam. Mendingan gw pake main game tidur lah
so here goes
I’ll try to write something, or maybe nothing. We’ll see :)
time to restart!
Oratorio - The World God Only Knows
Love is such a sweet illusion. ( let’s come together )
Can’t simply stop my imagination. (goes on forever )
Not a means to cure my situation. ( another matter )
But I can’t deny I’ll face real dream, keen temptation.
In the world,the kids are changin.
Don’t know why my heart isn’t aching.
Girl, how do I ache to know you hesitation.
Then can we notably make.
God only knows memories as free are the wind.
Don’t know, but I’m sure to with you fall in love.
God only knows I don’t need that kind of real peace.
Feels like I am messing with a mad release.
God only knows they must be telling me of a lie.
Someone I respected had misleaded me.
God only knows just believe in myself, in my dream.
Anyone would be at here or get here or leave me.
Kenapa grammarnya terlihat aneh? Ini disebut engrish, adalah ketika orang Jepang mencoba menyanyikan lagu dalam bahasa inggris
Bayangkan ada sebuah bank yang memberi anda pinjaman uang sejumlah Rp. 86.400,- setiap paginya. Semua uang itu harus anda gunakan. Pada malam hari, bank akan menghapus sisa uang yang tidak anda gunakan selama sehari. Coba tebak, apa yang akan anda lakukan? Tentu saja, menghabiskan semua uang pinjaman itu.
Setiap dari kita memiliki bank semacam itu; bernama WAKTU. Setiap pagi, ia akan memberi anda 86.400 detik. Pada malam harinya ia akan menghapus sisa waktu yang tidak anda gunakan untuk tujuan baik. Karena ia tidak memberikan sisa waktunya pada anda. Ia juga tidak memberikan waktu tambahan. Setiap hari ia akan membuka satu rekening baru untuk untuk anda. Setiap malam ia akan menghanguskan yang tersisa. Jika anda tidak menggunakannya maka kerugian akan menimpa anda. Anda tidak bisa menariknya kembali. Juga, anda tidak bisa meminta “uang muka” untuk keesokan hari. Anda harus hidup di dalam simpanan hari ini. Maka dari itu, investasikanlah untuk kesehatan, kebahagiaan dan kesuksesan anda.
Jam terus berdetak. Gunakan waktu anda sebaik-baiknya.
Agar tahu pentingnya waktu SETAHUN, tanyakan pada murid yang gagal kelas.
Agar tahu pentingnya waktu SEBULAN, tanyakan pada ibu yang melahirkan bayi prematur.
Agar tahu pentingnya waktu SEMINGGU, tanyakan pada editor majalah mingguan.
Agar tahu pentingnya waktu SEJAM, tanyakan pada kekasih yang menunggu untuk bertemu.
Agar tahu pentingnya waktu SEMENIT, tanyakan pada orang yang ketinggalan pesawat terbang.
Agar tahu pentingnya waktu SEDETIK, tanyakan pada orang yang baru saja terhindar dari kecelakaan.
Agar tahu pentingnya waktu SEMILIDETIK, tanyakan pada peraih medali perak Olimpiade.
Taken from Ilham Asrori Azka Facebook’s notes
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
That student was Albert Einstein.
Gw pernah baca ini sebelumnya, tapi beda versi, agak lebih pendek, but overall, pretty inspiring, hahaha
I love (hate?) you
SUPPOSEDLY if you’ve seen over 70 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you’ve seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list and paste this on your Tumblr. Then, put x’s next to the films you’ve seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.
Teen/ Romance:
( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) Another Cinderella Story
( ) Step Up
( ) Step Up 2
( ) High School Musical
( ) High School Musical 2
( ) High School Musical 3
( ) Hannah Montana Movie
( ) Enchanted
( ) Sydney White
Total: 0
( ) She’s the Man.
( ) Licensed to Wed
( ) The Break-up
(x) 13 going on 30
( ) 27 Dresses
( ) P.S I Love You
( ) Made of Honour
( ) What Happens in Vegas
( ) Get Smart
( ) The Princess Brides
Total: 01
( ) Camp Rock
( ) Wild Child
( ) Ella Enchanted
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Hotel For Dogs
( ) Just Married
( ) Freaky Friday
Total: 04
( ) The Hot Chick
( ) Sleepover
( ) Confessions Of a Shopaholic
( ) Twilight
( ) Nancy Drew
( ) The Devil Wears Prada
( ) No Reservations
( ) Perfect Man
( ) Australia
( ) Never Been Kissed
Total: 04
Comedy/Humour:
( ) Yes Man
( ) Bedtime Stories
(x) The Pink Panther
(x) The Pink Panther 2
( ) Marley & Me
( ) Cheetah Girls
( ) Cheetah Girls 2
( ) Bratz
( ) Haunted Mansion
( ) Paul Blart Mall Cop
Total: 06
( ) The 40-year-old virgin
(x) Night in the Museum
(x) Night in the Museum 2
( ) Evan Almighty
( ) Bruce Almighty
( ) White Chicks
( ) Neverending Story
( ) Meet the Spartans
( ) Meet the Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
Total: 08
(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 11
Adventures:
(x) Harry Potter 1: The Sorcerer’s Stone
(x) Harry Potter 2: The Secret Chamber
(x) Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire
(x) Harry Potter 5: Order of the Phoenix
(x) Harry Potter 6: Half-Blood Prince
(x) Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: Return Of the King
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Total: 22
( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
( ) Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
(x) The Mummy
(x) The Mummy 2
(x) The Mummy 3
( ) Journey to the Centre of Earth
( ) City of Ember
( ) Finding Neverland
Total: 25
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End
( ) X-Men
( ) X-2
( ) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Spider Man 3
(x) King Kong
Total: 32
( ) Hellboy
(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Underdog
( ) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Batman: The Dark Knight
Total: 38
Action/ Thriller
(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolution
(x) Terminator
(x) Terminator 2
(x) Terminator 3
(x) Ocean’s Eleven
(x) Ocean’s Twelve
(x) Ocean’s Thirteen
( ) Casino Royale 007
Total: 47
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremacy
( ) Underworld
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) Death Note
( ) Death Note 2
( ) Death Note 3: L Change the world
( ) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
( ) I, Robot
Total: 48
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
(x) Rush Hour 3
( ) Mission Impossible 1
( ) Mission Impossible 2
( ) Mission Impossible 3
(x) I Am Legend
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) Signs
Total: 52
Horror:
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) Saw III
( ) Saw IV
( ) Saw V
( ) The Grinch (WHY IS THIS UNDER HORROR?)
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
Total: 52
(x) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Child’s Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
Total: 54
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
( ) The Haunted Apartment
( ) Siren
( ) Silent Hill
(x) The Mask (INI HOROR DARIMANA COBA)
(x) Son Of The Mask (INI JUGA, APA DAH)
( ) Alone
( ) Omen
( ) House Of Wax
Total: 56
( ) The Eye
( ) The Eye 2
(x) Shutter
( ) When a Stranger calls
( ) The Fog
( ) The Orphanage
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
Total: 57
Cartoons:
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Madagascar
( ) Madagascar 2
(x) Kung Fu Panda
( ) Bolt
( ) Wall-E
(x) Monsters Inc
(x) Shark Tale
Total: 63
( ) Shrek
( ) Shrek 2
( ) Shrek 3
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) ET
( ) Cars
( ) Ratatouille
(x) Toy Story
(x) Toy Story 2
(x) The Incredibles
Total: 68Inspirational:
( ) Little Miss Sunshine
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Last Dance
(x) To Kill A Mockingbird
( ) Conrack
( ) Midnight Sun
( ) Little Black Book
( ) Rwanda Genocide
Total: 70
Classics:
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Titanic
( ) Romeo & Juliet
( ) Frankenstein
( ) A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Total: 71
71 film -_____-“